Friday, July 13, 2012

Idiot name explained by "Twilight" author

"I can't wait to hook my fetus up with my former werewolf lover."
Stephanie Meyer has explained where she came up with the name Renesmee for the daughter of Bella and Edward in the most recent Twilight movie, Breaking Dawn. Apparently, because these characters were so otherworldly, they couldn't name their child something normal. And this clearly resulted in her slamming on the keyboard until that word came out because the name is stupid.

She also believes what you name a child will result in that child becoming a stripper or a lawyer. So what does that mean for my future daughter Candy Bambi Diroff, Esq.? I'm expecting adding the esquire to the end will ensure her lawyerly status.

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The "Firefly" reunion sounded incredible




Ten years after a low rated show goes off the air, it's pretty much forgotten. Yet, somehow Firefly has been able to endure stronger than pretty much any other failed show in history. On EW.com, there's a recap of what exactly when down at the nerdiest of all nerd panels. Selected highlights follow:

- To portray River Tam, the then-19-year-old Summer Glau remembered what it was like to be 17. Two years prior. That's some really heavy stuff. Nobody should have to remember what life was like at 17.

- Nathan Fillion is forever grateful to Joss Whedon for giving him the opportunity to be the leading man. Prior to this point, his most notable role was Ryan Reynolds' romantic rival on "Two Guys, A Girl, and a Pizza Place". People everywhere are also grateful to have Fillion in their lives. Not that I have dreams about him or anything.

- Apparently they're going to explore more of the universe in comic form. Yes, because that has been working out so brilliantly for Buffy. I haven't read the Buffy comics but I hear they just continually get more and more atrocious. Please feel free to correct me if I'm wrong.

- The panel ends with the audience, followed by the cast, giving Joss Whedon a standing ovation.

Now, I know not everyone agrees, but I can't think of more awesome, quality writing than Whedon has done. I still can't get over the fact that Marvel let him make the Avengers movie he wanted to make and that he's now the highest grossing director of all time not named James Cameron. It's amazing. And the fact that Firefly got to live, even as short as it did, and then in movie form no less, is nothing short of a miracle. What I wouldn't have given to by a fly on that wall today. Shiny, indeed.

(via EW.com)

Maybe the new "Community" showrunners DO know what they're doing...

The "Community" panel at the San Diego Comic-con with fresh new showrunners have apparently placated some fears that they wouldn't be able to maintain the level of quality after loss of Dan Harmon. Of course, why would they say anything differently? At the very least, they recognize the inherent weirdness of the show by stating that outright. So that's a plus. The last thing that Community fans want is for the show to become a homogenized version of what it once was, as evidenced by the fake twitter account that was attributed to the new showrunners shortly after they were announced. But at the very least, we'll be seeing an Inspector Spacetime convention and meeting Jeff's dad.

You know, a lot has been said about Harmon's ousting, but from the business side of things, I totally get it. His appearance earlier this week on Attack of the Show kind of puts things into perspective on that front. I'd definitely rather have him at the helm, but hopefully these new guys will mean Community goes out on a strong note rather than just whimper out of existence.

In the meantime, check out some best of season 3 clips.



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Thursday, July 12, 2012

First Two Minutes of Dexter: Season 7



Now here's something a little more up my alley. Showtime has (nearly three months early) released the first two minutes of the seventh season of Dexter. Sanitized with bleeps of course. Wouldn't want all those random YouTube users to accidentally come across a f*ck or a sh*t after all.

Honestly, I'm hoping that this shakes things up for the show. The only really good seasons of Dexter have been the first and fourth, and an argument can be made for the second. (Doakes is surely missed.) For a show about a man who moonlights as a murderer, Dexter has become surprisingly formulaic. What once led to genuine suspense has been reduced to a predictable series of outcomes. But with an endgame in sight (current plan is to end after season 8 in 2013), here's hoping that things get back to the insanity they're capable of. (And drop the Deb in love with Dexter thing. It's dumb and creepy and nobody likes it.)

Everyone look out! It's a pseudo-Halo movie!


Now, I didn't really want to relaunch this blog starting with video game content, because that normally comes a distant third to all the movies and shows that I watch, but this was just too interesting to pass up. Apparently, Microsoft has released a trailer for their newest $10-$15 million hype-event, which is Halo 4: Forward Unto Dawn, or as I see it, "Halo 4: Looks better than a fan film but shows how ridiculous this would look in a theater". Honestly, the cinematography looks uninspired and less interesting than Neill Blomkamp's "Halo: Landfall" short that they did prior to Halo 3. 

In the meantime, I'll sit back and be snarky about something that I have no stake in, despite the clear ambition on the part of Microsoft. Also, look! It's Susan from Narnia. Where's your Aslan now? 

The Storyverse Re-launch

Two years ago I developed this blog as a way to share information, reviews, and pure excitement with the billions of potential readers of this website. (Except possibly China. I feel this is a blog that would get a China-ban.) After a few random updates, I essentially stopped completely.

As someone who spends a vast majority of time thinking and talking about television and movies (and the occasional video game), I really haven't spent much time writing about them. I left that to the thousands if not millions of other online outlets.

Now, I'm looking to change things. I hope to be bringing you the latest movie and TV news as well as up-to-date reviews on all the best shows, movies, and (from time to time) games.

Hopefully you'll find it enjoyable. If you have any suggestions, definitely drop me an e-mail or a comment and I'll see what I can do about implementing new ideas. I really want this to become the go-to place for news like this on the internet. A lofty goal, to be sure, but might as well shoot for the top.

Wednesday, July 20, 2011

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - Part 2 Review

I had written this yesterday morning, but haven't had the opportunity to post it until now. Well, even though everyone has seen this movie already anyway, I figured I'd still share my thoughts.

How can you possibly approach the culmination of a ten year odyssey such as this with anything other than admiration? The mere fact that the Harry Potter series has been able to achieve what it has without any major overhauls is something that's unprecedented in Hollywood. And so it is with that respect that the entire series comes to a close.

The decision to split the final book into two movies was an incredibly smart decision now that the final product has been released. What's even more apparent is just how different the two halves of the book are. While the first half was almost introspective in the way it adhered to the frustrating struggles within the forest, the second bolts right out of the gate offering little time for the slow, almost laborious conversations from the first. Given that the Harry Potter is heavy on exposition, the pace of the second film makes it almost jarring when they stop to explain things. The result is a movie that works as two wholes, each half offering a different type of experience while simultaneously seamlessly connecting as one continuous film.

Obviously by now, most people know the story. And if you don't know the story, well, too bad. Director David Yates has no time to catch you up to speed. You are either a part of this world at this point, or you're not. And frankly, I think the film is all the better for it. Picking up immediately where the first film left off with Voldemort acquiring the Elder Wand while Harry and friends recuperate at the home of Bill and Fleur (and a gravestone that was sorely missing from the first half), Harry soon entrusts the goblin Griphook to break into Bellatrix Lestrange's vault at Gringott's Bank to retrieve the final horcruxes. (I think I just broke my spell check with that last sentence.) The result of which is a thrilling sequence, especially in 3D, through the underground labyrinth of Gingotts that culminates in a daring dragon escape.

One of the more fascinating things about this movie is the way that it's able to deliver things that truly have never been seen before. To visualize in your head a war that is fought almost exclusively by people waving wands at one another sounds silly at best and stupid at worst. Yet, the verisimilitude that Yates brings to the production makes the constant battling an incredible visual experience that is completely sold by the actors' commitment. And even this is to say nothing of the violent destruction and murder present throughout. Watching Voldemort nonchalantly walk through bloodied and mutilated bodies only enhances the fact that there are real stakes in this battle. Long gone are the innocent days of a life-sized chess board or a basilisk who just reversibly freezes people. No, this time people will die. And characters who you would think would be safe in a "children's" series are disposed of with ease.

The caliber of acting on display is also unprecedented. After recently watching some of the earlier films in the series, it's amazing how far the three main characters have come, although Ron and Hermione don't have all that much to do in this final battle other than serve as support and finally embrace their latent feelings for one another. But one person truly shines in this movie and that's definitely Alan Rickman's Severus Snape. His screen time is definitely small, but what he does with it is phenomenal and is easily the standout character of the film. In fact, he may very well be the best character of the entire series and a lesser actor than Rickman could have completely ruined those scenes given that he was expected to do quite a bit in such a condensed amount of time. Even Maggie Smith as Professor McGonnigal is finally given an opportunity to show some fun and adds a sense of wonder that such fantastic British actors have stuck in there (and survived!) throughout this last decade.

But as the series star, the person on whom the entire story relies on, Daniel Radcliffe rises to the challenge of this final chapter and delivers one of his very best performances in the films. Much more naturalistic than in prior installments, his acceptance of his fate showed true growth not only as a character, but as an actor.

Despite the amazing spectacle and the overwhelming emotion of this last installment, there were some minor issues that I'm still unable to tell are actual issues or just my personal complaints about deviations from the book. The first is some of the deaths are visually strange and end up looking more like the flaking away of a vampire more than what other deaths in the series have appeared to be. Secondly, there were clearly a few moments that were just thrown into the movie as fan service to the books with little emotion attached nor the lead up attached. And yet, one of the things that greatly disappointed me was a distinct change from the book that included a tense verbal exchange between Harry and Voldemort during the final battle that was truncated to almost a brief throwaway line.

I often wonder if we'll ever see such a phenomenon again in my lifetime. The way that the Harry Potter saga was able to come together seems like so many things happening in such perfect ways that it almost seems impossible to ever replicate again. Most of the major and best British actors and actresses were able to make appearances in these films to add a layer of even more impossibility to a recreation.

Certainly there were changes from the books I didn't like. And I definitely wish that John Williams would have returned to score the final film, despite Alexandre Desplat doing an admirable job of bringing back many of the themes that Williams had penned so many years ago. But when all is said and done, this was an incredible finale filled with great characters, an amazing visual spectacle, and reverence for the source material that I am certainly glad I was around to witness.


GRADE: A-

-Sean Diroff